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Tooth decay & sticky fingers.

I made ratatouille :>
Yessss
Omfg

I forgot my ID at home during a day trip so I had to buy porn matching games for a bartender to keep her distracted while I sipped from my friends beer point is dont forget your id cause america is gay

What did I do to make you so cruel
I’ve got this ache inside my heart
I know that it’s you
What should I do now that
I know that we’re doomed
I loved you most
And now you’re a ghost I walk right through
Oh remember when you said
That I was sick inside the head
I’m just half way there
My common sense hanging by a thread
I’m bad on the outside
But a coward at heart
The taste of salt in my mouth
My voice is silent
But my thoughts are right

This long curly fry made me so happee. Ty xtra long curly fry

I’m so emotional for no reason I’m like wallowing knee deep in tears over the movie Ratatoullie

crueller:

Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like ‘nail me ;)’ but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature

Oh my god

(Source: queenplague, via deathcumss)

fuckyeahnervoussystem:

Branches of facial nerve: Temporal, Zygomatic, Buccal, Mandibular, Cervical (Ten Zebras Bought My Car).
It branches out to innervate the muscles of the face and scalp, and also the salivary glands and lacrimal glands of the eye . Sensory information comes from the tongue.
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